Jekyll and Hyde. The cheerful colours of the laundry hanging out to dry conceal the shadow of terror visible down the wall. The rubbish-eating monster. On the face of it, it’s nice that someone is eating the rubbish. The terrible thing is that it’s up to...
A basic tip for getting into bed (or out of it): use a cloth to wipe the floor as you go, as your head isn’t quite clear enough yet to walk whilst lifting your feet....
At the front, the clothes are hung on the railing; at the back, the clothes are folded with a few pegs, though these are dispensable. There are too many pegs....
Like birds perched on a power line, all the clothes pegs need to do is chirp to make the joy of looking at them complete...
The starting clothes pegs play a game of indefinite duration with the clothes. The substitute clothes pegs suck on a rope....